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2002 - 2004 Column Archives
12/30/04
Postpartum Mountains and Molehills
12/23/04
Pumping Iron Pyrite
12/16/04
From the Halls of Montezuma: To the Shores of Hartford Connecticut
12/09/04
Hark! The Herald Idiots Sing
12/02/04
Ask the Fox about the Henhouse
11/25/04
Cold Turkey or Old Hen?
11/18/04
Tooth Fairies and Liberals
11/11/04
“I Want My Maypo”
11/04/04
The Morning After
10/28/04
Birds of a Feather
10/21/04
Where’s the Outrage?
10/14/04
Foxes, Henhouses and Democrats
10/07/04
Dying for a Mistake
09/30/04
Oh Please...Spank Me
09/23/04
The Man in the Gray Flannel Jammies
09/16/04
Left Holding the Bag
09/09/04
A Kite is a Kite...is a Kite
09/02/04
Battle Hymn of the Slimes
08/26/04
And Speaking of Snakes
08/19/04
De Plane...De Plane
08/12/04
Flat as a Board
08/05/04
Two Americas and — One Bordello
07/29/04
Good Riddance to Wretched Refuse
07/22/04
Yellow Alert — Liberals are Cowards
07/15/04
Still in the Closet — Democrats Getting Layed
07/08/04
A Majority for Tax Evasion
07/01/04
Our Floundering Father
06/24/04
So You Want the Truth?
06/17/04
“Not Easy, But Simple”
06/10/04
Nutty Fudge
06/03/04
Chickens and Eggs
05/27/04
“Appropriate Compensation”
05/20/04
Random Zits
05/13/04
Whine And Cheese Warriors
05/06/04
Escape From Chelm
04/29/04
Elephants and Mice
04/22/04
Puck the Seals: A Canadian Hat Trick
04/15/04
You Gotta Have Hart: Brains Optional!
04/08/04
Boys Will Be Boys
04/01/04
“Fahrenheit 1472”
03/25/04
“Make Green, Not Peace”
03/18/04
Peddling the "Same Old, Same Old"
03/11/04
Bush Ads in HeinzSight
03/04/04
“Tear Down This Wall”
02/26/04
What's Wrong with Denouncing White Interlopers?
02/19/04
So, Ya Think You’ve Got It Now?
02/12/04
Botox Band-Aids
02/05/04
Captain Midnight and the Secret Squadron
01/29/04
One Man-One Vote: Now That’s a Pogrom!
01/22/04
Just Whose Neighborhood Is It Anyways?
01/15/04
With Turban in Hand: Uncle Sam Goes
a-Courtin’
01/08/04
The Jayson Blair Syndrome: What Illegals?
01/01/04
HandwRing in the New Year
12/25/03
A Little Dirty Water
12/18/03
The Permanent Flu Season
12/11/03
And Speaking of Thumb Suckers
11/27/03
The Dead Remember Our Indifference
11/20/03
Speaking in Antonyms
11/13/03
Liberal Umbrellas: Chicken Little for President?
11/06/03
A Ron Paul Republican: "I
Hate Bush!"
10/30/03
Dancing Cheek-to-Cheek with the Rx Hex
10/23/03
Even Liberals Know How to Loot
10/16/03
Just Say Yes: It’s the Clinton Economy!
10/09/03
"I Did Not Have Leaks with That Woman"
10/02/03
Speaking to the U.N: Sra-I'm-sick!
09/25/03
Crazy Jane and the Budget Doom Patrol
09/18/03
Pooh Parties and Rain
09/11/03
File-Sharing Elevated to Threat Condition Red
09/04/03
The Dowd Is Sinking
08/28/03
Military Serving Soylent Green
08/21/03
And thus spake Zarathustra
08/14/03
Rook di goo
08/07/03
A Piece of Cake and a Bottle of Wine
07/31/03
Full-Length Mirrors
07/24/03
Liberal Deficit Disorder
07/07/03
A Non-Miracle On 34th Street?
06/24/03
Compassionate War Games
06/16/03
Scheer Naïveté
06/13/03
The
Al and Carol Show
06/09/03
Martha-Ain't-Talking Dot Spin
06/02/03
Trust Fund Purse
Snatchers
05/27/03
Just Say No To Polls
05/12/03
The King and Queen of
the Prom
05/06/03
Deconstructing the Truth
05/02/03
"Institutionalize
Terrorism"
04/28/03
Coalition Forces Free
Alice
04/18/03
Viral Discrimination
04/16/03
Taxpayers
Subsidize Sedition
04/15/03
The Politics of Tax Policy
03/27/03
Hitler
Resurrected
03/26/03
“Hypocrites Burning”
03/20/03
IHOP Negotiates Hussein Exile
03/17/03
The Vichy FBI
03/14/03
Federal Bumbling
Idiots
03/10/03
Cellmates For
Life
02/24/03
The Jim Crow
Media
02/21/03
French Troops
Inflict 1469 U.S. Casualties!
02/17/03
We Deliver For
Allah
02/13/03
Tawana Brawley
Times Two
02/10/03
Iraqi Collateral
Damage
02/04/03
Why Destroy Bush?
01/28/03
Ransoms Must Be
Paid
12/25/02
The Heartlessness
of Darkness
12/24/02
Christmas Is No
Jihad
12/18/02
Martians Invade
Earth
12/08/02
Government
à la Carte
12/03/02
The War of the
Cabbage Patch
11/29/02
Daschle Rides the
Marrakech Express
11/22/02
Meltdown In the
Fourth Estate
11/18/02
Leopards Can't
Change Their Spots
11/12/02
Backyard
Terrorism
11/04/02
Beltway Lovers
10/28/02
Sniper Madness
10/22/02
The Bogeyman of
Discrimination
10/17/02
Hollow Apologies
10/09/02
Robert
Torricelli...The Pathology of Character
10/07/02
Collateral
Irresponsibility
09/30/02
The Delusions of
Illusions
05/27/02
The Nature of
Terrorism
04/01/02
The
Economy...America's Forgotten Terror
03/15/02
Cell Phones,
Bladder Disorders...Etc.
03/08/02
2002: An Airport
Odyssey
01/29/02
Enron Versus
Congress
01/24/02
An International
Reality Check
01/11/02
Give Dan Rather a
Ticket
01/07/02
The Forces of
Nature
01/03/02
Liberal
Intolerance
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