2002 - 2004 Column Archives

 

12/30/04
Postpartum Mountains and Molehills

12/23/04
Pumping Iron Pyrite

12/16/04
From the Halls of Montezuma: To the Shores of Hartford Connecticut

12/09/04
Hark! The Herald Idiots Sing

12/02/04
Ask the Fox about the Henhouse

11/25/04
Cold Turkey or Old Hen?

11/18/04
Tooth Fairies and Liberals

11/11/04
“I Want My Maypo”

11/04/04
The Morning After

10/28/04
Birds of a Feather

10/21/04
Where’s the Outrage?

10/14/04
Foxes, Henhouses and Democrats

10/07/04
Dying for a Mistake

09/30/04
Oh Please...Spank Me

09/23/04
The Man in the Gray Flannel Jammies

09/16/04
Left Holding the Bag

09/09/04
A Kite is a Kite...is a Kite

09/02/04
Battle Hymn of the Slimes

08/26/04
And Speaking of Snakes

08/19/04
De Plane...De Plane

08/12/04
Flat as a Board

08/05/04
Two Americas and — One Bordello

07/29/04
Good Riddance to Wretched Refuse

07/22/04
Yellow Alert — Liberals are Cowards

07/15/04
Still in the Closet — Democrats Getting Layed

07/08/04
A Majority for Tax Evasion

07/01/04
Our Floundering Father

06/24/04
So You Want the Truth?

06/17/04
“Not Easy, But Simple”

06/10/04
Nutty Fudge

06/03/04
Chickens and Eggs

05/27/04
“Appropriate Compensation”

05/20/04
Random Zits

05/13/04
Whine And Cheese Warriors

05/06/04
Escape From Chelm

04/29/04
Elephants and Mice

04/22/04
Puck the Seals: A Canadian Hat Trick

04/15/04
You Gotta Have Hart: Brains Optional!

04/08/04
Boys Will Be Boys

04/01/04
“Fahrenheit 1472”

03/25/04
“Make Green, Not Peace”

03/18/04
Peddling the "Same Old, Same Old"

03/11/04
Bush Ads in HeinzSight

03/04/04
“Tear Down This Wall”

02/26/04
What's Wrong with Denouncing White Interlopers?

02/19/04
So, Ya Think You’ve Got It Now?

02/12/04
Botox Band-Aids

02/05/04
Captain Midnight and the Secret Squadron

01/29/04
One Man-One Vote: Now That’s a Pogrom!

01/22/04
Just Whose Neighborhood Is It Anyways?

01/15/04
With Turban in Hand: Uncle Sam Goes a-Courtin’

01/08/04
The Jayson Blair Syndrome:  What Illegals?

01/01/04
HandwRing in the New Year

12/25/03
A Little Dirty Water

12/18/03
The Permanent Flu Season

12/11/03
And Speaking of Thumb Suckers

11/27/03
The Dead Remember Our Indifference

11/20/03
Speaking in Antonyms

11/13/03
Liberal Umbrellas: Chicken Little for President?

11/06/03
A Ron Paul Republican:  "I Hate Bush!"

10/30/03
Dancing Cheek-to-Cheek with the Rx Hex

10/23/03
Even Liberals Know How to Loot

10/16/03
Just Say Yes: It’s the Clinton Economy!

10/09/03
"I Did Not Have Leaks with That Woman"

10/02/03
Speaking to the U.N: Sra-I'm-sick!

09/25/03
Crazy Jane and the Budget Doom Patrol

09/18/03
Pooh Parties and Rain

09/11/03
File-Sharing Elevated to Threat Condition Red

09/04/03
The Dowd Is Sinking

08/28/03
Military Serving Soylent Green

08/21/03
And thus spake Zarathustra

08/14/03
Rook di goo

08/07/03
A Piece of Cake and a Bottle of Wine

07/31/03
Full-Length Mirrors

07/24/03
Liberal Deficit Disorder

07/07/03
A Non-Miracle On 34th Street?

06/24/03
Compassionate War Games

06/16/03
Scheer Naïveté

06/13/03
The Al and Carol Show

06/09/03
Martha-Ain't-Talking Dot Spin

06/02/03
Trust Fund Purse Snatchers

05/27/03
Just Say No To Polls

05/12/03
The King and Queen of the Prom

05/06/03
Deconstructing the Truth

05/02/03
"Institutionalize Terrorism"

04/28/03
Coalition Forces Free Alice

04/18/03
Viral Discrimination

04/16/03
Taxpayers Subsidize Sedition

04/15/03
The Politics of Tax Policy

03/27/03
Hitler Resurrected

03/26/03
“Hypocrites Burning”

03/20/03
IHOP Negotiates Hussein Exile

03/17/03
The Vichy FBI

03/14/03
Federal Bumbling Idiots

03/10/03
Cellmates For Life

02/24/03
The Jim Crow Media

02/21/03
French Troops Inflict 1469 U.S. Casualties!

02/17/03
We Deliver For Allah

02/13/03
Tawana Brawley Times Two

02/10/03
Iraqi Collateral Damage

02/04/03
Why Destroy Bush?

01/28/03
Ransoms Must Be Paid

12/25/02
The Heartlessness of Darkness

12/24/02
Christmas Is No Jihad

12/18/02
Martians Invade Earth

12/08/02
Government à la Carte

12/03/02
The War of the Cabbage Patch

11/29/02
Daschle Rides the Marrakech Express

11/22/02
Meltdown In the Fourth Estate

11/18/02
Leopards Can't Change Their Spots

11/12/02
Backyard Terrorism

11/04/02
Beltway Lovers

10/28/02
Sniper Madness

10/22/02
The Bogeyman of Discrimination

10/17/02
Hollow Apologies

10/09/02
Robert Torricelli...The Pathology of Character

10/07/02
Collateral Irresponsibility

09/30/02
The Delusions of Illusions

05/27/02
The Nature of Terrorism

04/01/02
The Economy...America's Forgotten Terror

03/15/02
Cell Phones, Bladder Disorders...Etc.

03/08/02
2002: An Airport Odyssey

01/29/02
Enron Versus Congress

01/24/02
An International Reality Check

01/11/02
Give Dan Rather a Ticket

01/07/02
The Forces of Nature

01/03/02
Liberal Intolerance

 

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