2002 - 2004 Column Archives
12/30/04
Postpartum
Mountains and Molehills
12/23/04
Pumping
Iron Pyrite
12/16/04
From the
Halls of Montezuma: To the Shores of Hartford Connecticut
12/09/04
Hark! The
Herald Idiots Sing
12/02/04
Ask the
Fox about the Henhouse
11/25/04
Cold Turkey
or Old Hen?
11/18/04
Tooth Fairies
and Liberals
11/11/04
“I Want
My Maypo”
11/04/04
The Morning
After
10/28/04
Birds of
a Feather
10/21/04
Where’s
the Outrage?
10/14/04
Foxes, Henhouses
and Democrats
10/07/04
Dying for
a Mistake
09/30/04
Oh Please...Spank
Me
09/23/04
The Man
in the Gray Flannel Jammies
09/16/04
Left Holding
the Bag
09/09/04
A Kite is
a Kite...is a Kite
09/02/04
Battle Hymn
of the Slimes
08/26/04
And Speaking
of Snakes
08/19/04
De Plane...De
Plane
08/12/04
Flat as
a Board
08/05/04
Two Americas
and — One Bordello
07/29/04
Good Riddance
to Wretched Refuse
07/22/04
Yellow Alert
— Liberals are Cowards
07/15/04
Still in
the Closet — Democrats Getting Layed
07/08/04
A Majority
for Tax Evasion
07/01/04
Our Floundering
Father
06/24/04
So You Want
the Truth?
06/17/04
“Not Easy,
But Simple”
06/10/04
Nutty Fudge
06/03/04
Chickens
and Eggs
05/27/04
“Appropriate
Compensation”
05/20/04
Random Zits
05/13/04
Whine And
Cheese Warriors
05/06/04
Escape From
Chelm
04/29/04
Elephants
and Mice
04/22/04
Puck the
Seals: A Canadian Hat Trick
04/15/04
You Gotta
Have Hart: Brains Optional!
04/08/04
Boys Will
Be Boys
04/01/04
“Fahrenheit
1472”
03/25/04
“Make Green,
Not Peace”
03/18/04
Peddling
the "Same Old, Same Old"
03/11/04
Bush Ads
in HeinzSight
03/04/04
“Tear Down
This Wall”
02/26/04
What's Wrong
with Denouncing White Interlopers?
02/19/04
So, Ya Think
You’ve Got It Now?
02/12/04
Botox Band-Aids
02/05/04
Captain
Midnight and the Secret Squadron
01/29/04
One Man-One
Vote: Now That’s a Pogrom!
01/22/04
Just Whose
Neighborhood Is It Anyways?
01/15/04
With Turban
in Hand: Uncle Sam Goes a-Courtin’
01/08/04
The Jayson
Blair Syndrome: What Illegals?
01/01/04
HandwRing
in the New Year
12/25/03
A Little
Dirty Water
12/18/03
The Permanent
Flu Season
12/11/03
And Speaking
of Thumb Suckers
11/27/03
The Dead
Remember Our Indifference
11/20/03
Speaking
in Antonyms
11/13/03
Liberal
Umbrellas: Chicken Little for President?
11/06/03
A Ron Paul
Republican: "I Hate Bush!"
10/30/03
Dancing
Cheek-to-Cheek with the Rx Hex
10/23/03
Even Liberals
Know How to Loot
10/16/03
Just Say
Yes: It’s the Clinton Economy!
10/09/03
"I Did Not
Have Leaks with That Woman"
10/02/03
Speaking
to the U.N: Sra-I'm-sick!
09/25/03
Crazy Jane
and the Budget Doom Patrol
09/18/03
Pooh Parties
and Rain
09/11/03
File-Sharing
Elevated to Threat Condition Red
09/04/03
The Dowd
Is Sinking
08/28/03
Military
Serving Soylent Green
08/21/03
And thus
spake Zarathustra
08/14/03
Rook di
goo
08/07/03
A Piece
of Cake and a Bottle of Wine
07/31/03
Full-Length
Mirrors
07/24/03
Liberal
Deficit Disorder
07/07/03
A Non-Miracle
On 34th Street?
06/24/03
Compassionate War Games
06/16/03
Scheer Naïveté
06/13/03
The Al and
Carol Show
06/09/03
Martha-Ain't-Talking
Dot Spin
06/02/03
Trust Fund
Purse Snatchers
05/27/03
Just Say
No To Polls
05/12/03
The King
and Queen of the Prom
05/06/03
Deconstructing
the Truth
05/02/03
"Institutionalize
Terrorism"
04/28/03
Coalition
Forces Free Alice
04/18/03
Viral Discrimination
04/16/03
Taxpayers
Subsidize Sedition
04/15/03
The Politics
of Tax Policy
03/27/03
Hitler Resurrected
03/26/03
“Hypocrites
Burning”
03/20/03
IHOP Negotiates
Hussein Exile
03/17/03
The Vichy
FBI
03/14/03
Federal
Bumbling Idiots
03/10/03
Cellmates
For Life
02/24/03
The Jim
Crow Media
02/21/03
French Troops
Inflict 1469 U.S. Casualties!
02/17/03
We Deliver
For Allah
02/13/03
Tawana Brawley
Times Two
02/10/03
Iraqi Collateral
Damage
02/04/03
Why Destroy
Bush?
01/28/03
Ransoms
Must Be Paid
12/25/02
The Heartlessness
of Darkness
12/24/02
Christmas
Is No Jihad
12/18/02
Martians
Invade Earth
12/08/02
Government
à la Carte
12/03/02
The War
of the Cabbage Patch
11/29/02
Daschle
Rides the Marrakech Express
11/22/02
Meltdown
In the Fourth Estate
11/18/02
Leopards
Can't Change Their Spots
11/12/02
Backyard
Terrorism
11/04/02
Beltway
Lovers
10/28/02
Sniper Madness
10/22/02
The Bogeyman
of Discrimination
10/17/02
Hollow Apologies
10/09/02
Robert Torricelli...The
Pathology of Character
10/07/02
Collateral
Irresponsibility
09/30/02
The Delusions
of Illusions
05/27/02
The Nature
of Terrorism
04/01/02
The Economy...America's
Forgotten Terror
03/15/02
Cell Phones,
Bladder Disorders...Etc.
03/08/02
2002: An
Airport Odyssey
01/29/02
Enron Versus
Congress
01/24/02
An International
Reality Check
01/11/02
Give Dan
Rather a Ticket
01/07/02
The Forces
of Nature
01/03/02
Liberal
Intolerance
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